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Particularly literate people have a way of delivering rebukes and insults. In fact, they do it a lot better than you do.
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"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults." --Louis Nizer
"I feel so miserable without you. It's almost like having you here." --Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." --John Bright
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." --Winston Churchill
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." --Irvin S. Cobb
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." --Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." --William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? --Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"He had delusions of adequacy." --Walter Kerr
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." --Abraham Lincoln
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it." --Groucho Marx
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." --Groucho Marx
"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." --Robert Redford
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." --Forrest Tucker
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." --Mae West
"She is a peacock in everything but beauty." --Oscar Wilde
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." --Oscar Wilde
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." --Oscar Wilde
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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." --Billy Wilder
Lmao! I love it! Hilarious!
Wow! Ilove these. I've always wanted to see intellectuals going at it, instead of the usual crap you see on talk shows. lol
roflmao i love these, well done for posting them.